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The Cost of Loving Two Women With One Bank Account 

Bello says he’s in love with two amazing women, both of whom expect him to be the ultimate boyfriend. Flowers, dates, surprise gifts… you name it. But while Bello is winning in romance, his wallet is waving the white flag so this year he’s ready to turn a new leaf. 

Now, he wants to open up to both women, not just for his mental health, but because he knows they deserve honesty and his double life is wrecking his wallet.

In this witty and heartfelt interview, Bello reflects on the ridiculous lengths he’s gone for love, the toll it’s taken on his sanity (and wallet), and his plans to finally break free from this double-life chaos. 

So, Bello, let’s get straight to it: two girlfriends. How does one even pull that off?

Bello: My guy, honestly, even me I don’t know. It’s a lot of planning, prayers and an unlimited supply of excuses. It’s all fun and games until you realise your bank account is burning.

Oh wow! That sounds interesting. What’s the worst financial situation you’ve gotten yourself into for the sake of love?

Bello: Ah I can never forget. One month, Girlfriends A and B decided they wanted vacations around the same time. Three months after that, I was still drinking garri. 😢 

(Laughs) Garri, the Nigerian symbol of survival. But why do you keep doing this to yourself?

Bello: Me sef, I don’t know o. They are both amazing women and I don’t want to hurt either of them, so I try to give them the best boyfriend experience. But at this point, my wallet has given up, and so has my sanity. I need a change.

A change? What’s the plan?

Bello: I’ve decided to come clean. No more double life. They deserve honesty, and I deserve peace of mind. My stress levels are through the roof. Every time I buy flowers, I’m one heartbeat away from a breakdown. My savings account is emptier than my fridge. I even had to cancel my gym membership just to afford their Valentine’s gifts this coming February.

Wow. Canceling the gym? That’s a lot of dedication.

Bello: (laughs sarcastically) Dedication Abi frustration. It hit me recently that this isn’t sustainable. I’m working overtime just to afford their happiness, and I’m losing sleep worrying about how to pay for the next date. It’s not just stressful, it’s financially crushing.

So, is that why you’re deciding to end things?

Bello: Yes. I realised I’m not just lying to them, I’m lying to myself. I can’t keep pretending I can afford this. It’s exhausting mentally and emotionally, but financially? It’s a train wreck. I’ve got dreams too now, like, you know, not being broke.

Hmm. That’s honest sha. What’s the game plan?

Bello: First, I’m coming clean to both of them. They deserve honesty, even if it’s going to be tough. Second, I’m committing to better financial decisions this year. No more over-the-top gifts, no more pretending I’m Jeff Bezos. It’s time to rebuild my wallet and my sanity

So the days of double vacations are officially over?

Bello: Exactly. I want to focus on being honest, even if it’s tough. It’s better than living this chaotic double life. (Pauses dramatically) Have you seen how much flowers cost these days? I can’t keep this up mehn.

And what are you hoping for after coming clean?

Bello: Honestly? Peace. I just want to sleep at night without worrying about double anniversaries or accidentally mixing up names in texts. And maybe… just maybe… one of them will forgive me.

Wow, Bello, that’s a big leap. Any final advice for anyone thinking of walking in your shoes?

Bello: Ha! They should not walk in my shoes o. Don’t do it ooo! Your wallet, your stress levels, and your conscience will thank you. Love isn’t about splitting yourself in half, it’s about being whole. And that’s what I’m trying to learn this year.

Well, good luck on this new chapter of honesty and garri, Bello. May your future relationships be simple, single, and significantly cheaper

Bello: Amen to that. And if anyone’s looking for budget relationship tips, I’m starting a support group.

 

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