Detty December is officially LIVE, and Jide, a certified Lagos optimist, is looking forward to enjoying the festive season. The only problem? His bank account didn’t get the memo. With concert tickets priced like first-class flights and chicken costing more than his monthly data subscription, Jide’s December plans are looking… well, creative.
In this hilarious interview, Jide shares his no-budget Detty December strategy, and we let him in on the ultimate hack, the 12 Days of Quidax Christmas. Because while he might miss concerts and overpriced chicken, there’s no missing out on Quidax freebies.
Welcome to our special December interview. Let’s get to know you
Jide: Special interview for a special guest (laughs) Thank you for having me. My name is Jide, I’m a hypeman and a certified socialite lol.
Socialite? Please, tell us more about that
Jide: It’s basically a fun way of saying that I love being outside. Everywhere there’s a fun event, you’ll see me there.
Ouuu that’s so cool. So you’ll be outside this December for sure?
Jide: Before? Even sickness cannot hold me down. I’ll be at all the hottest spots. Beach parties, concerts, Christmas jollof, and vibes, I’m ready for it all
Wow! Sounds like you have a very big Detty December budget oo
Jide: (laughs nervously) Ah, budget? Let’s just say, I’m not worried. All you need in Lagos is determination. When you aspire, you can perspire
Really? Just like that?
Jide: Yes now! You’re asking me about budget, have you seen the ticket prices for concerts this year? One ticket for my favorite artist is looking like my rent money. How can they say the front-row seat is N1million ? I better take the chair home with me o. Did they add gold dust to the seat? And let’s not even talk about VIP , it’s not Very Important Persons anymore, it’s Very Impossible Pricing!
(laughs) True that! But let’s say you skip the concerts, how about hosting a small party at home?
Jide: (laughs louder) Host what? Do you know the price of chicken in the market now? The last time I went to the market to price, the mama told me, “Oga, if you’re not serious, don’t block my real customers.” Imagine! Chicken is now for the bourgeoisie. Even eggs are looking at me like, “You no reach.”
(shakes head) So concerts are expensive, chicken is overpriced… this your Detty December plan is not looking good o
Jide: (grinning) My plan is solid, don’t worry. Lagos is all about vibes and survival, and I’m skilled at both. I’ll look for free street shows, crash a few parties, and eat rice at my neighbors’ houses. If I time it well, I can cover three houses before Christmas Day ends.
Jide, I have to say, your optimism is unmatched. But let me tell you something, there’s one way you can actually Detty this December well o
Jide: (leans in, curious) What’s that? Don’t tell me there’s somewhere I can buy fairly used chicken oo.
(laughs) Better than that! The 12 Days of Quidax Christmas. And you don’t need to do too much to get some cool December gifts.
Jide: (excited) Osheyyy! Tell me more!
Okay, imagine this: fee-free trades, cool discounts on trades, and a grand prize of 750 USDT for the most outstanding customer of the year. Every day is a new chance to win something big
Jide: (sits up straight) Wait, wait, wait. You mean even if I can’t afford chicken or concert tickets, I can still enjoy my December?
Exactly! While others are complaining about ticket prices, you could be stacking wins on Quidax. All you need is to keep trading as usual, and your December is already winning!
Jide: No way!!! Say God!!
Yea na! If you take advantage of every opportunity: swap during their promo hours to save on trades, participate in our daily challenges, and just stay glued to the app.
Even if you don’t win the grand prize, the USDT and discounts will put something nice in your wallet for Detty December.
Jide: You mean there’s a grand prize? (leans back, laughing) Ah, if I win that, it’s not just Detty December. It’s Detty December, January, and February! The whole of Lagos will hear my name. I’ll even host a mini concert for my street, “Jide Fest 2025.”
(laughs) We love love this energy! Now that you know about 12 days of Quidax Christmas, if you had one line to convince your fellow socialites to join the campaign, what would it be?
Jide: (thinks for a second) Why suffer when Quidax is making December sweet? Abeg, stop forming and join the winning team!
Love it! Jide, you’re truly the spirit of Detty December. I hope your USDT wallet is as loaded as your vibes by the end of this campaign.
Jide: (winks) Amen o! Quidax, we move! Let’s Detty this December together!
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Disclaimer: This content is for educational purposes only and not financial advice. Please do your own research (DYOR) or speak to a financial advisor before making any investment decisions.
