Lola is the self-proclaimed Queen of online shopping who can’t resist a flash sale or the dopamine hit of a “Your Order is on the Way” notification. From buying a back scratcher shaped like a dolphin to a life-size singing teddy bear she thought would inspire her creativity, Lola has done it all, mostly with her last cash. But this year, she’s on a mission: to finally stop adding random items to her cart.
In this hilarious interview, Lola shares her shopping shenanigans, her new year’s resolution to take control of her wallet, and the real struggle of resisting the temptations of late-night online browsing. Can she do it? Or will she crack the next time she sees a “Buy One, Get One Free” deal on socks she doesn’t need?
So, Lola, let’s start with the basics. On a scale of 1 to ‘I own 15 phone cases,’ how bad is your shopping habit?
Lola: (chuckles): Oh, definitely an ‘I’ve bought three air fryers and I don’t even cook.’ We listen, we don’t judge, right?
We judge, please. Three air fryers?! What were you planning to do? Open an air-fried plantain business?
Lola: In my defence, one of them was pastel pink. You can’t just walk away from a pastel pink air fryer now. (With a puppy face) That’s my favourite colour please.
Fair point. But what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever bought?
Lola: Oh, where do I start? Okay, I once bought a pair of socks that had pictures of eggs on them. Sunny-side up. I don’t even eat eggs.
Egg socks? Very practical. Were they at least comfortable?
Lola: Honestly, I wouldn’t know. I still haven’t worn them. But they’re great for… decor?
Sure, because when I think of home decor, I think of egg socks.
Lola: Exactly. You get it!
Okay, let’s talk about the big moment. It’s 11:45 PM, you’re scrolling through some questionable website, and you see something absolutely ridiculous but also irresistible. What’s your thought process?
Lola: Well, first, I convince myself it’s a need. Like, ‘Obviously, I can’t go on with life without this phone case.’ Then I check my account balance, see I have just enough for suya, and still click ‘Buy Now.’
Ha! You’re braver than most. So, this new year’s resolution, what’s the game plan to quit this online shopping struggle?
Lola: Simple. Every time I feel the urge to shop, I’m going to remind myself that my cart is full, but my bank account is empty. And maybe download one of those apps that shame you for spending money.
And if that doesn’t work?
Lola: Then I’ll start a side hustle selling all the weird things I’ve bought. Anyone interested in a rainbow water bottle? It’s barely been used.
(Laughs) Tempting, but no thanks. Last question, what’s the one thing you think will finally help you stick to your resolution?
Lola: Honestly? Accountability. Like telling people about my ridiculous habit in this interview. Now, every time I shop, I’ll hear your voice asking me, ‘Do you really need another banana slicer?
And I’ll be here to remind you. Lola, you’ve been an absolute delight. May 2024 bring you financial discipline… and no more egg socks.
Lola: Thanks! But if I see a good deal on Lion King-themed mugs, all bets are off.
Are you like Lola, always adding random stuff to your cart and wondering where all your money went? It’s time to flip the script! 💸
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